SASSY_B the kick ass karate dope sneaker and utility belt wearing school girl!!!!

In the late 90's when SNK was about to stop making there home arcade system the NEO-GEO they shipped out a thank you gift to all the top 100 loyal American video gamers who were apart of the NEO-FAN CLUB. In that box was a magical Japanese "kimochi Sho-Pet." This wonderful pet was soft, smelt like vanilla cake, it never shed; It didn't need to be fed conventional pet food it just needed a supply of protein in its feeding hole in the rear. It never poops just leeks marshmallow cream from its mounds on its back! It played all neo geo fighting games and told you all the moves for every character. Sadly they are no more, it caused relationship breakups, gamers never left there rooms for weeks at time. So it was banned it the U.S. and recalled back to Japan. =(

OK guys and gals here is my idea of the perfect pet.... "SUPER MECH PET!" He is part stuffed animal and part robot with a drop of bad ass samurai!!!. He sports a red Japanese school back pack that carries different animal tails. When he snaps on the tails he possesses those animals' colors and abilities...(talk about an identity crises) Oh! and he also has this cool kick ass MECH that he can ride in. He was so awesome that he is staring in his own comic ! He's in his Squirrel mode for the cover. Grabbing the nuts! Lol!